April 8, 2010
He Who Smelt It…
Global warming/cooling comes and goes like the weather. The Left now chooses to call it Climate Change. Of course, changes in the Earth’s climate have been ongoing since there was an Earth. So The Left plays semantic games… nothing new there either. Today’s UK Telegraph
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/7564682/Cows-absolved-of-causing-global-warming-with-nitrous-oxide.html
has an article absolving cows from any blame in this debate. After long and serious study, I have concluded that indeed man (& woman too) is the cause. Specifically, those who are members of The Left. After all, since The Left can offer no actual evidence of it, they must have made it up. Ergo, they own the whole smelly mess: They Smelt It, They Dealt It.
This theory, long held at the nation’s schoolyards, has been strictly anecdotal. However, recent evidence published in the science journal “Glossy News” has established the scientific fact regarding Smelling and Dealing.
http://www.glossynews.com/artman/publish/smelt-it-dealt-it-1110.shtml
At that point, they were asked who it was who had most recently broken wind, and in 98% of the cases (over 86,000 such emissions were studied), it was as the old childhood proclamation has always asserted: “He who smelt it, dealt it.”
